“Make your own job”

Thanks to the ADHD I learned about at 41, limited impulse control, a reduced need for sleep (4-5 hours), and a bizarre love of moving, I’ve had almost 100 jobs and acquired the kind of resume that doesn’t fit into any kind of job that exists yet. So I’m making it.

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For the past two years, I was a substitute teacher in Saint Paul, Minnesota, and I loved it. But now it’s summer, school’s out, and as I desire to continue the human tradition of eating, I’m taking this history degree, this CVS-receipt-resume, and reaching out to humanity who might be interested in these services you can’t find in toooooo many places.